I can hardly believe I am saying this especially after my Granny Panties post last Friday, but I was totally inspired to make these cookies by the bridal "I Do" thong I gave my niece for one of her shower gifts this past weekend.
These aren't your mama's bridal shower cookies but they sure got a lot of laughs and attention!
I made a few just for fun. I wrapped them up and told Jennifer, the bride, I made some new samples for her cookie wedding favors. My family and I are kinda nutty and we like to laugh and kid each other, but you knew that about me already didn't you?
Here are some different styles.
Yes, I even made one for John, the groom, with the bride's name on it, with panties.
It was a joke that he wore women's panties.
He doesn't, but for the sake of my cookie I'm willing to start the humor.
If you're wondering how to make the shape, I used a heart shaped cookie cutter and cut off the point. The more pronounced the heart shape, the more 'junk in the trunk' you'll appear to have.
Back to the shower ~
It was a lovely day graciously hosted by Syl, John's sister and the bride's sister, Mizz, who has a wicked sense of humor, but even I was surprised when it came to 'Pin The Junk on John' with John's superimposed face on a hunky body. I wonder what Target would think of using their logo in such an ingenious way. Don't worry, the 'stickers' were our names!
Very clever and very funny!
Jennifer's 89 year-old grandma, my mother-in-law, came with me.
She is incredible.
And yes, we all wear bows on our heads when we open gifts.
It was a tradition started by my mother-in law's father, the bride's great-grandfather.
Actually, there's no way to tell how far back this silly genetic (mutation) anomaly occurred.
It's just something we do. :)
So what do you think. Should I submit these to Martha? ;)
For more 'Tushie' Cookies... click HERE and HERE